Sunday, November 30, 2008
A farmer rears twenty-five young hens and one old cock. As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market.
Old cock to Young cock :'Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity.
Young cock : What you mean? As far as I know, you are old and should be retired.
Old cock : Young boy, there are twenty-five hens here, can't I help you with some?
Young cock : No! Not even one, all of them will be mine.
Old cock : In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition and if I win you shall allow me to have one hen and if I lose you will have all.
Young cock : O.K. What kind of competition?
Old cock : 50 meter run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters.
Young cock : No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning.
Confidently, the following morning, the Young cock allows the Old cock to start off and when the Old cock crosses the 10 meters mark the Young cock chases him with all his might. Soon enough, he was behind the Old cock back in a matter of seconds.
Suddenly, Bang! ...... before he could overtake the old cock, he was shot dead by the farmer, who cursed, 'Hell ! This is the fifth GAY chicken I've bought this week !'
noted@
10:36 PM
free me to fly on my own
u noe awk, nothing else in my life matters as much as u do. 4 good or for bad, im affected by u easily. every word u said to me, every promise u made me smile for. n for d every single one tat u kept, thanks and well-appreciated. d broken ones, promised to be kept til later but later have not come yet, those r d worst ones. d greatest disappaointments. no matter how small, to me every single one is as significant coz u promise so n i look forward to n yet, u made me lose trust. thank u.
n i begin to believe, d blindness of love.
noted@
11:53 AM
free me to fly on my own
Saturday, November 29, 2008
The 3 tragedies in a man's life:
1- life sucks
2- job sucks
3- Wife does NOT!
A man is dying of cancer.
His son: 'Dad why you keep telling people you're dying of AIDS?'
Answer: 'So that when I die, no one will dare to suit your mother.'
John asks his grandpa:
'Do you still have sex with Granny?'
Grandpa says: 'Yes, but only Oral'.
John says: 'what is oral?'
Grandpa: 'I say F**k you, and she says:F**k you too'
noted@
4:11 PM
free me to fly on my own
Sunday, November 23, 2008
hate it to be wif idiots. i despise this list of people.
idiots who
NEVER feel guilty about doing wrong. too self-centred. too egoistic. irresponsible. so selfish. not once. not twice. countless. willing to do
ANYTHING just to be self-satisfied. somehow no sense is worth up there in d lil brain of urs. even d heart is gone? im so disappointed in u bro.
we expect d least from u, n yet it's too much?
wen r u for once gona put us before u first without tinking of ur ASS all d time?
it has been years.. n im still expecting u to change bro. as long as u have a chance, seize it. before it's too late. then no one will be able to help u out.
u'll never noe when time will be up for u.
noted@
11:42 PM
free me to fly on my own
Friday, November 21, 2008
it has been a super tiring semester for me. n finally today is d last day. i can start enjoying my 'holiday' which includes helping out at lvcck. indeed, i need a break though im not sure whether it's a wise choice to 'rest' tis way. c how lor..
noted@
11:13 PM
free me to fly on my own
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
insecurity kills d woman. how do i deal with this?
noted@
12:28 AM
free me to fly on my own
Monday, November 17, 2008
the more we get together
together, together
the more we get together
the happier we'll be..
where there's rain,
there's the presence of rainbow
keep smiling, keep shining.
no worries.
noted@
6:56 AM
free me to fly on my own
Sunday, November 16, 2008
wats RELI d BIG PROBLEM wif doing something 4 others just d way we want others to do the things 4 us?
Could have save us so many problems and misunderstanding. Dont use these flaws and overturn them into positive reinforcements. Learning point is taken into account only once. People dont make mistakes REPEATEDLY. at least, if they are sincere enuf.
n thanking me for my understanding is good. but sometimes, u have to understand too tat im only human. though accompanied by a million sorries and thanks, i still need space to burst out.
thank you.
noted@
2:39 PM
free me to fly on my own
