Saturday, November 29, 2008
The 3 tragedies in a man's life:
1- life sucks
2- job sucks
3- Wife does NOT!
A man is dying of cancer.
His son: 'Dad why you keep telling people you're dying of AIDS?'
Answer: 'So that when I die, no one will dare to suit your mother.'
John asks his grandpa:
'Do you still have sex with Granny?'
Grandpa says: 'Yes, but only Oral'.
John says: 'what is oral?'
Grandpa: 'I say F**k you, and she says:F**k you too'
noted@
4:11 PM
free me to fly on my own