Wednesday, June 17, 2009

BODY LANGUAGE

A woman gets on a city bus.
She looks at the driver
and holds up one hand;
the driver holds up two hands.

Next, the woman points up;
the driver points down.
Then, the woman grabs her breast;
the driver grabs his crotch.

Finally, the woman grabs her butt
and gets off the bus.

A curious passenger asked the bus driver
what the odd motions were all about.

The driver explained,
"The woman is a deaf-mute.
She asked me if a busride is five cents,
and I told her it was ten cents.

Next, she asked if the bus was going uptown,
and I told her it wasgoing downtown.

Then, she asked if the bus was going
pass the milk-farm, and I told her it was
going pass the ball-park."

The passenger interjected,
"Okay, but why did she grab her
butt as she left the bus?"

The driver continued, she replied
"Oh shit, I'm on the wrong bus!"
noted@5:20 PM
free me to fly on my own